Archive for October, 2008
World’s Most Strange Species - Geoducks
On October - 30 - 2008
Geoducks…What?!
They are definitely not “ducks”, nor do they have any relation to “geo”-logy. In fact, they seem alien enough to be “from Mars” and, for all I know, possess a malign intelligence.
They are found mostly around Pacific Coast of the US and Canada, and in Japan they seem to serve as inspiration for “manga” of certain tentacled variety.
Modern biologists easily classify it as large saltwater clam, a bivalve mollusk with a huge “neck”, or a “siphon”. How huge, you’ll ask? Up to two meters in length.
Deep Diggers of the Depths : Even their name is wrong, because it’s pronounced “GOOEY duck”. You’d think an epithet “gooey” would seem more appropriate for this bizarre creature, but it’s not gooey in any sense. The name comes from a misspelling of “gweduc” (a native word), which means to “dig deep”. Also, the “Elephant Trunk Clam” monicker fits them quite well.
You’d need to hook up with your buddy to dig them out, especially if you’re going to use the “hold-breath” method. It’s not so easy to spot the protruding siphon, either.
Sometimes they are confused with “piddocks”, which are smaller mollusks.
But once spotted, they can’t escape you, or dig further down. In fact, the body of an adult geoduck remains in one spot for its entire life. Sea stars would nibble at them, but once they bury themselves almost a meter deep, no predators can get at them - so they end up living REALLY long.
Old and Wise : Treat them with respect. They’ll outlive any of you - they get up to 160 years old . It’s the second longest-living organism on Earth (after giant tortoises, which can live almost 200 years). As they grow, they accumulate rings on their shell, much like a tree does.
The average adult geoduck that you’ll likely to meet will be the same age as you - 25 to 50 years old, but it hardly has the same experiences as you are, being buried all its life in one spot.
Here is a good-sized geoduck on display in a curiosity shop in Seattle.
“Their large, meaty siphon are prized by some for its savory flavor and crunchy texture.” It is a delicacy in Asia, each costing $200 - $300, so if you ever considered opening a private geoduck farm… be also ready to deal with their reputation to increase the “male potential”.
The average female produces up to 5 billion eggs in her lifetime. Here is a picture of a bunch of geoduck-like mollusks clinging to a log of wood in Ardmore.
Positions for the lonely and the loveless
On October - 26 - 2008
Secret Love Bugs Sex in the Insect World
On October - 25 - 2008
Love Bugs: Sex in the Insect World
A celebration of the fascinating fecundity of the insect world, or just high class bug porn? You decide by taking an ever so slightly voyeuristic sneaky peak at the manner in which those insects that share our small blue planet conduct the continuance of their species.
A pair of Migrant Hawkers mates, the fantastic coloring of their bodies coordinating so well with each other. Found in Sweden, this dragonfly is known there as Höstmosaikslända which translates to “Fall Mosaic”. A rather beautiful name for a rather beautiful creature.
The appropriately named Assassin Bug which looks as if it would give any Ninja a run for its money! They feed mainly off other insects but have been known to have a go at other species, including birds and, oh, us! Found in tropical regions, they are making inroads in to Europe and North America as the climate becomes warmer.
These Cicada Parasite bugs may look as if they belong to different species but it is quite usual for male and female insects to be startlingly different from one another. The larger one is the female and the brown one doing the work is the male. Found in the USA, they are otherwise known as Cedar Beetles.
The sex of the Southern Green Stink Bug, however, is almost indistinguishable to the untrained eye. Fortunately they have no problem with recognizing each other. They are so called because, yes, their smell can only be described as malodorous. Classified as a pest, these bugs attack many important food crops and are thought to have originated in Ethiopia. They are becoming common in Europe, Asia and the Americas.
The much-maligned mosquito has many different species all over the world. Noted for their slender body and long legs they are the Size Zero of the insect world. As a vector agent they carry parasites and diseases from person to person and so are not the most popular insect on the planet. Blissfully unaware of their reputation among the higher mammals, this pair carries on the circle of life quite blithely.
The Lady Bug or as it is known in the UK, the Ladybird should have a worse reputation than the mosquito as it is a voracious killer and devourer of its prey, the greenfly. However, its primary coloring (although red should signify danger even to us!) has given it a much gentler public image than it deserves.
Caddis flies are closely related to moths and butterflies and as such mate in a very similar way with each partner facing away from the other. Their larvae are, however, aquatic and can live in extremely cold climates. Their cocoons are spun from silk, just like butterflies. They emerge en masse to ensure that a male and female can find each other easily. Anglers take advantage of this by matching their flies to whatever species is emerging on the day they are fishing.
The gorgeous Queen Butterfly (living in South and North America) do not have a problem recognizing each others’ gender as the male has an endocrinal patch on its dorsal hind wings which releases scent to attract females. It uses a technique called Mullerian Mimicry to protect itself. That is, it adopts the mannerisms of the more populous Viceroy butterfly which is poisonous to birds and other animals. Funnily enough, the Queen is also poisonous but it imitates the Viceroy as the latter is much more numerous. Where the mimic is not poisonous, this is known as Batesian Mimicry.
Two rotting bananas do it on a lead. This awesomely ugly creature is known as Lixus angustatus but we would call it a weevil. They are also, unsurprisingly, known as Snout Beetles and look as if they are some long lost relative of the Ant Eater. There is such an abundance of Weevil species and diversity that their classification is in a constant state of flux but you are most likely to meet one at home if you open a bag of flour! A good job that home baking is on the decline, then!
The incredibly elegant creature pictured above is the Ischnura elegans or the Blue-Tailed Damselfly and is found over much of the European continent. As its English name suggests, it has a large amount of blue coloring. Its eighth segment, however, is entirely blue and it is this which gives this insect its stunning look. The female has diversified in color and can come in pale green, violet and pink.
The Robber Fly, which not many people find terribly attractive, has some fun in the sun. They can be recognized by their furry moustache and each has a group of three primitive eyes nestling between the larger two compound ones. It injects its victims through its proboscis and the enzyme it produces liquefies it victim. The resulting mush can then be sucked through the proboscis and hunger is satisfied with insect flavored “milk shake”.
Pennsylvania Leather-wings are a beneficial insect. The larva enjoy nothing more than as many grasshopper eggs as they can get through. Some species that are native to the Great Plains in the USA are used to control Corn Earworm caterpillars which can damage crops enormously. This pair uses the natural camouflage of a Tickweed Sunflower to produce the next generation of the species.
Another pair of Stink Bugs gets busy with the job nature intended. Although they are known to occasionally eat other insects, they mostly suck the sap from plants by piercing them with sharp mouth parts. Stink Bugs (from the Hemiptera order) use their stink to warn off predators. The stink is an aldehyde, which is similar to a pheromone (chemically at least).
The European Praying Mantis is one of the more popular insects because of its alien appearance. The female is renowned for eating the male after mating. This is certainly true - and the male knows it. Little known is the fact that many males manage to make a quick getaway after they have secured continuance of their genetic material!
The Praying Mantis is the Kama Sutra Kid of the insect world. Whole books could be written about the positions in which they are found in coitus!
Always beware the little guys! Ambush bugs are usually about twelve millimeters in length but they take on prey which is significantly larger than they are! They are found mostly in tropical Asia and America and hide among plants from which they pounce on their prey when it gets close enough. The upper part of each foreleg has structures like teeth that mesh in to the thicker leg section. It grasps its victim in its pincers and, piercing the victim with its short beak, it sucks out the fluids. One can only hope the male, above, decides not to do it to the female!
These Anacua tortoise beetles are so named because of their superficial resemblance to the tortoise. However, unlike a tortoise, what you can see here is not a carapace or shell. It is known as an elytron and is a hardened forewing. It is a protective cover for the delicate hind wings which are used for flying. In some species the fore and hind wings have become fused, which renders the beetle flightless.
A pair of Shield Bugs - which is another name for the Stink Bug family. What is exceptional about this species is the orange and black strip of danger signals it has at the base of its “shield”. How often does mankind unwittingly imitate the insect world?
What selection of insects would be complete without the inclusion of the Grasshopper? This image manages to be beautiful, scary and creepy all at the same time.
The diversity of insects on this planet is astonishing and should be a source of continual wonder for us all. It can only be hope that these incredible creatures can be left to survive and continue their species for many millennia to come.
Top 10 Vampire Babes
On October - 23 - 2008
There really is something about a girl with a pasty complexion, long fangs and an unhealthy desire to suck your blood dry.
OK, so put like that, it sounds a bit odd. But there’s little doubt that vampires can be very sexy.
Admittedly, Dracula never did anything for us. But whether it’s Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather bodysuit or Salma Hayek dancing with a snake, these damsels of the dark are worth getting into a flap about…
10. Sadie Frost as Lucy
Film: Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Yeah, we can’t stand her either, but obviously there is something about bloodsucking which really agrees with her.
9. Anne Parillaud as Marie
Film: Innocent Blood
French beauty Parillaud is so good you almost forget how bad the film is. Don’t believe us? It’s basically The Lost Boys meets The Sopranos. Now are you convinced?
8. Angie Everhart as Lilith
Film: Bordello of Blood
Angie gives a stand out performance as a vampire girl.
7. Soledad Miranda as Countess Nadine Carody
Film: Vampyros Lesbos
Vampires. Lesbians. Need we say anymore?
6. Aaliyah as Queen Akasha
Film: Queen of the Damned
OK, the film sucked shit through a straw, but Aaliyah looks amazing in her final appearance before her untimely death.
5. Jeri Ryan as Valerie Sharpe
Film: Dracula 2000
She’s more famous being in Star Trek, but she looks pretty good as a vampire too. Excuse the foreign language clip, but you get the point.
4. Leonor Varela as Nyssa
Film: Blade II
Forget the fact she can’t act for toffee and shares her name with a fabric conditioner, Varela makes a fang-statistic vampire in Blade II.
3. Olga Kurylenko as The Vampire
Film: Paris, je t’aime
The new Bond girl makes quite an impression as a blood-sucking vamp in this 2006 French film. Above is the trailer, blink and you’ll miss her.
2. Ingrid Pitt as Elisabeth Nodosheen
Film: Countess Dracula
Hammer horror’s finest. No vampire list would be the same without her.
1. Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium
Film: From Dusk Till Dawn
One of those movie moments that stick in your head.
The 15 Sexiest Halloween Costumes Based On Pop Culture
On October - 21 - 2008
This Halloween, women will spend one day doing what they refuse to do 364 days out of the year. Dressing up in a sexy outfit. And a lot will choose to depict one of their man’s boyhood fantasies; Ariel from the Little Mermaid and Cheetara from The Thundercats being a couple good examples. And the truth is, there’s a good possibility they’ll do it completely wrong. Like say you want to go after one of the Hottest Super Heroes ever, Wonder Woman.
Whether it’s the wrong color hair, not enough leg showing, or just plain old boring; there’s a right way and a wrong way. We’re here to show you how to do it right with this handy Pictorial Guide To Sexy Women’s Halloween Costumes.
Princess Leia from Star Wars: Return of The Jedi
The original hotness, Princess Leia was the reason most boys reached manhood back in the day.
Princess Leia from Star Wars: A New Hope
It’s okay Luke, if Princess Leia was our sister and we didn’t know it, we’d have kissed her too.
Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz
There’s just something about the innocent demeanor of Dorothy that makes you think of the girl next door, you know, the one that is a total hottie.
Rainbow Brite
Probably the least like the original, in this case it’s a very good thing, the giant sized head Rainbow was sporting isn’t very sexy at all.
Daphne from Scooby Doo
Daphne was the only reason any of us bothered to watch Scooby Doo… talking dog, pfft; hot redhead, yes!
Princess Peach from Super Mario Bros.
The number one reason we spent hours bouncing Mario over pits, mushrooms, turtles, and lava.
Alice from Alice in Wonderland
The movie was all based on some kind of weird dream Alice had, we’re having some kind of dream too.
Hermoine from The Harry Potter Movies
This outfit is way sexier than the Hagrid costume.
She-Ra Princess of Power
Sure, you told everyone we watched She-Ra because of the cool villains, but it was all because of her.
Cinderalla from Cinderella
We never understood how no one could tell how cute she was while not dressed up.
Chun Li from Street Fighter 2
You probably never wanted to play with her on the game because she was a girl, but, didn’t mind watching her fight.
Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
It’s easy to see why 7 undersized men would be willing to slave over this girl.
Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Let’s just say that Roger was the luckiest sumbitch in the animated world.
Jem from Jem and the Holograms
Your sister probably watched this everytime it was on, and you stayed in the room and pretended to play with G.I. Joe’s.
Tinkerbell from Peter Pan
There’s just something about her attitude when she gets pissed off at Peter Pan that makes her such a turn on.
Do Disney Girls Just Go Bad, or Are They Drawn That Way?
On October - 20 - 2008
Word is out that a host of our Disney heroines have strayed from the path of good and are currently engaging in all sorts of illicit activities. Here, we expose the awful truth behind some of your best loved toon creations and ask the important question - do they simply just go bad or are they drawn that way?
Not So White Snow White
Snow White in a PVC top. Well, quite. Running around a gang of short gay guys with a bling fetish was bound to affect her somehow. No wonder she bit in to the apple. Her life destroyed by a wicked and conniving step-mother who contrived to sell her in to a life of debauchery among the blood diamonds of “Once-Upon-A-Time” land, this poor girl is a tragic victim of circumstance. Pity her.
Previous to that of course, old Whitey was very popular on the “goodbar” circuit where she would never knowingly refuse a drink - even though she would try to maintain she had been dry for years. It was she, believe it or not, who carried the Rohipnol. On with the heels every evening, all the forest animals agreed with her that full length dresses are so last year. If only she had had a mirror that could tell the future, she would have seen what fate had in store for her.
Revealed, tragically, for the first time - the real reason why she bit in to that apple. Of course, when you live with seven little gay guys one of them is bound to be on the turn at some point. Extended families are all the rage in the twenty first century and you can’t get more extended than this. But, ah, isn’t there always one bad apple? Shame!Ring Her Bell
Oh, Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell! I know that Peter broke your heart, but was that any reason to hit the bottle, pile on the pounds and do the Los Angeles leather scene like there was no tomorrow? And that boy you have yourself draped around doesn’t look lost to me! That somewhat smug expression will be off your face tomorrow when you hit the front page of the Neverland News again.Not So Little Red Riding Hood
The Big Bad Wolf had better watch out - there’s a new kid in the hood and she means business. Tucked away in that innocent looking wicker basket are a number of highly lethal weapons. It looks like she might be carrying a few massive weapons of destruction too. This reminds me of an old Cold War joke. What do you call a Russian contraceptive? Why a Little Rid Riding Hood of course! Once again, a young innocent girl led astray by the evil machinations of another.Sin-derella
“Cinderelly, Cinderelly, your skirt goes right up to your belly!” Those cute and adorable little mice might have to change their tune. Well, this Cinders has sold them off wholesale to strange and perverted Hollywood actors and is now out for a good time on the proceeds. Shame on you Cinderella! Especially after they did all your housework for you, you slattern you! Why did she do this? Again, there may well be someone evil lurking in the shadows.Poker Huntas
With that sultry gaze you know what Pocahontas is thinking and it’s not about the head you have just put on the chopping block either. A serial collector of men who are just about to die, this woman has a real death fetish. Recently spotted in the top London club “The Torture Garden” (cough) you can see this woman turning in to a Black Widow figure pretty soon. What evil mastermind is behind the ruin of this poor young woman?Mulan
This is the Mulan who let the Mongol hordes in - only so she could satisfy her growing hunger for what is known in some circles as “rough trade”. A Cher lookey-likey cross dressing lizard fetishist, she has recently collected eight gold medals at the Olympics for a sport that really should have been classified GPG (Grand-Parental Guidance). They don’t call it “The Horse” for nothing. Who set her on this road to ruin? One demands to know!Ariel
Really, Ariel was always something of a drip (geddit?) compared to the other Disney girls. Well, that is so over now she has rebelled against the corporation’s mind-blowingly stupid decision to change the ruddy ending. Funny how the kids of today are deemed incapable of dealing with death and half of them tote guns in the play ground. Ariel is planning her revenge - anyone who has seen an Austin Powers Fembot will know exactly what she is hiding beneath her conches. Who turned her against her sponsor so wickedly? Enquiring minds ask a question!Alice
The Wonderland that Alice looks for these days is quite different to the one she discovered as a girl. The words “Eat Me” now mean something completely different to her and the only bottle she drinks out is one purchased from her new friend, Mr Daniels. The Amy Winehouse of the Disney stable, it’s off to AA, SA and star dot star A in the very near future for this pill-popping “heroin” of ours. Tut, tut, tut. Oh and another tut for good measure. But who led her so astray? Who provided the hallucinogenic drugs that started her on this downward spiral? It is time to reveal the evil mastermind behind the downfall of so many of our favorite toons.The Leader of the Gang
So who is ultimately responsible for all these young women going astray? It doesn’t take a genius to realize that it has to be the Wicked Step-Mother. Transferred from Once-Upon-A-Time land to Beverley Hills this ruthless and domineering harridan has systematically robbed these poor girls of their innocence and much, much more. She must be stopped, whatever it takes! Otherwise the enjoyment of certain films by future generations will be marred by the sad fate and downfall of their erstwhile fresh-faced stars.Take time to think of these poor girls and the distressed positions in which they find themselves. Spare a thought for their future - and give generously to the “Fund For Wayward Animated Women” that I have recently established! With your help, we can help these young women re-establish their lives and create a future for themselves and the variety of rag tag singing and dancing furry anthropomorphized rodent things that are dependant upon them.
Top 10: Horniest Countries
On October - 20 - 2008
Think you get it on as much as a porn star? It may depend on where you live. According to a 2008 Durex sex survey, only 53% of Americans have sex once a week, while 55% of British and 59% of Canadians admit the same. Ouch. So, who is rocking the most beds in the world? Check out our top 10 list of the horniest countries to find out.
We’ve ranked these top 10 horniest countries in line with the same Durex survey rankings. So, the higher a country appears on the list, the more of its citizens are having sex — which means at least once a week. Just to make it on this list of top 10 horniest countries, three-quarters of a country has to be going at it regularly. Embarrassingly, Canada and the U.S. don’t make the cut. The good news: If you want to flee your sex-starved nation for these horny ones, we’ve given you pickup spots where you can start to improve your country’s rank.
No.10 - Mexico
Want to take a sexy siesta? Meet people of the sun and fun in our No. 10 horniest country. Mexicans kick off our list of boot-knocking peoples, and they start from an early age. In fact, in May of 2008 Mexico City’s government distributed 700,000 copies of sex-ed textbooks to deliver to the city’s student population, well aware that the kids would be doing the horizontal tango one way or another. And when it comes to sex south of the border, there’s always a way. While prostitution is generally illegal in Mexico, it is legal in select cities like Tijuana where sex worker zones are set up for your benefit.
Horny hangouts: A huge spring break getaway, Mexico’s resorts often melt into one giant pickup place. Here are some of the more notable places to go in this horny country: In Cancun, check out the popular bars — Senor Frogs, Daddy ‘O and Coco Bongo. In Acapulco try Palladium, a huge disco that overlooks several other bars, there’s also Baby Lobster Bar and Thai Bar, both of which have a reputation for hot girls. Visiting Cabo San Lucas? Then you definitely need to check out Squid Roe, a popular dance bar flowing with tequila. A few other Cabo San Lucas pickup options include The Zoo and Mango deck. If you’re in Puerto Vallarta check out The Zoo (another one) and El Hilo for hot Mexican nights. In Tijuana? Hit up Senor Frogs, Mundo Cafe or Safaris.
Sure, they’re politically neutral, but the Swiss definitely have an opinion about sex.
No.9 - Switzerland
That opinion roughly translates to: “Gimme more.” Apart from their regular bedroom feats, prostitution is also legal in this horny country. Every year 350,000 Swiss pay their own way for pleasure. With this level of commitment it’s no wonder they made our list of top 10 horniest countries.
Horny hangouts: If you’re traveling in Zurich, you’ll want to check out this popular spot, the Hive Bar or even Ba Ba Lu for loud music and a lively crowd that’s sure to make your night one to remember.
No.8 - Spain
In the land of Latin love, sex is a foregone conclusion. Its traditional, sexually charged culture has even gone through a modern update. Recently, it’s been reported that Spanish men have turned to our modern-day Spanish fly, Viagra, to please their ladies longer — even if they are fully capable of the act without the pill. Of course, this little enhancement makes sure they meet their own expectations as well, proving that this is definitely one of the horniest countries around.
Horny hangouts: In Barcelona, visit the seaside club Baja Beach where plenty of women come to see and be seen. Your other bet for hot Spanish nights is Razzmatazz, which is a single club with five different clubs attached to it. Here to party? Ibiza’s got the answer: Just pick a bar, any bar, and you’ll do fine.
No.7 - Malaysia
In public, this country definitely appears conservative. For example, there was a recent controversy over whether sex education should be taught in high school or not — not exactly sexually liberated. However, behind closed doors lies (pun totally intended) the real story: Malaysians are swinging from the bedposts, and loving every minute of it. Occasionally we’ll get a glimpse of it - like when Malaysia’s Minister of Health was forced to step down after his homemade sex tapes made the rounds in January of 2008.
Horny hangouts: In Kuala Lumpur, check out these bars and clubs for a straightforward party: Aloha, Poppy Bar or the Rum Jungle. To “choose your own adventure” visit the Beach Club where there’s a good chance a girl comes at a price, but she’ll be worth every penny.
No.6 - Italy
Many Italians live la dolce vita with sex high on their list of things to do on a daily basis. A poll found that 32% of Italians over 60 years old have sex regularly. It’s unclear if this means seniors are schtupping around the clock or once a week. However, one thing’s clear; their frequency in the sack helped give this country a spot on our list of top 10 horniest countries.
Horny hangouts: Visiting Florence? Check out the Red Garter, a classic American-style bar with an international reputation as a pickup joint. Your second choice should be Moyo, a laid-back club whose volume lets you have a conversation. In Milan, good bets for passionate encounters are Propaganda, a huge nightclub, plus The Shocking Club, a club known for its crazier theme nights. And when in Rome, visit the Drunken Ship, a popular party bar, and don’t forget to do it as the Romans do it.
No. 5 - Poland
For a fairly conservative culture, Poland has earned a steamy reputation as one of the horniest countries out there. Poland has an annual Eroticon festival that showcases the latest and greatest sex toys and mechanisms in the adult industry. Even one of Poland’s politicians was caught in a sex scandal. However, the most obvious evidence of Poland’s hound-dog ways has to be the two Polish women who once held the world gangbang record, which they completed in their home country. Need we explain?
Horny hangouts: If you’re going to Warsaw, you’ll want to visit Organza, a club with a good share of women. Or for variety check out the two-floor bar Zoo; this bar features plenty of space to party or chat up women. Now Krakow: While you’re there go to Cien Klub, described as an institution it’s a big club with lots of girls. Krakow also features Frantic, another two-floor bar and the Goraczka Freak Club, not that kind of “freak,” but a good party place filled with ladies nonetheless.
No.4 - China
The more China’s Cultural Revolution thaws, the more its sexual revolution heats up. Want proof? Just in the past eight years, 5,000 sex shops have opened in Beijing alone. Plus, China even has a SEXPO, where Chinese residents come to check out sex paraphernalia. And with 70% of the world’s sex toys made in China, its horniest country status means that a good deal of their hard work won’t have to go very far.
Horny hangouts: If you’re visiting Shanghai, you need to check out these better-known spots: Bar Rouge, Zapata’s and Windows. If you’re in Beijing, you’ve got a few options: Visit the Sanlitun Lu District, often dubbed “bar street” for all its action. For the tried-and-true joints check out Bar Blu, Suzie Wong and Brown’s, all renowned meat markets. And for your seedier pick you need to head to Maggie’s, a popular nightclub known for its working girls.
No.3 - Russia
Was the Cold War’s biggest secret that the Russians were having more sex than we were? Since the fall of Communism it looks a lot more likely that it actually was. Russian’s libidos are inspiring them to fill tons of new Moscow clubs and bars where hookups are a nightly pastime in this horny country.
Horny hangouts: In Moscow, go to The Hungry Duck, a crazy bar that runs ladies’ nights with male strippers three times a week, then lets men in the door once the strippers are off stage. Sure, nothing is set in stone, but you’d have to try hard to miss this softball pickup pitch. Other Russian hot spots include Night Flight, where you can pick up Russian girls, and Propaganda, which is better-known for housing tourists rather than locals.
No.2 - Brazil
Considering this is the birthplace of the thong, it makes sense that sex is as essential as breathing in Brazil. This horny country’s beaches are filled with gorgeous women and during its annual Carnaval even the most stubborn inhibitions disappear and this destination proves its spot on our top 10 horniest countries list.
Horny hangouts: In Rio, definitely visit the Lapa district. It’s a huge party spot, filled with clubs and gyrating women. Other Rio options include the Nuth Bar, a two-story nightclub notorious as a pickup bar, plus Baronetti or Club Six. Up for more adventure? You can negotiate your price openly at Help.
No. 1 - Greece
This country has a long tradition of sex that dates back to ancient times — these are the guys that brought us pederasty and Sapphic love. With its temperate Mediterranean weather, beaches and tons of islands, Greece’s ingredients make it the No. 1 horniest country in the world.
This country has a long tradition of sex that dates back to ancient times — these are the guys that brought us pederasty and Sapphic love. With its temperate Mediterranean weather, beaches and tons of islands, Greece’s ingredients make it the No. 1 horniest country in the world.
Horny hangouts: Set aside some time, and plenty of protection, because there are a number of pickup spots throughout the islands and on the mainland. First, in Athens, try out Hoxton in the Gazi district, it’s a trendy bar where backpackers are known to hang out. For the islands, Corfu is renowned for its infamous pickup spot, The Pink Palace. And while on the island of Los, check out these bars: Kahlua, Slammer Bar or the Red Bull Bar. Finally, make sure to check out Mykonos, an island known for its partying. While in Mykonos, visit Paradise Beach club that’s set right on, you guessed it, a beach. Paradise Beach is a big hangout, where clothing has been known to occasionally disappear.
