Nicole

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10 Sexiest WWE Divas- Wrestling Chick Countdown

1. Maria Kanellis

The sexiest WWE diva had the most copies of her Playboy magazine sold out of all the other WWE girls.

2. Candice Michelle

Candice, the WWE champion got even more popular after the infamous Playboy naked shoot

3. Lita

Amy Dumas is sadly a retired diva, but remains one of the best female wrestlers ever who changed the opinion of many people that

4. Torrie Wilson

Torrie Wilson is a WWE SmackDown! diva who scored not one, but two Playboy covers. Since everyone was impressed with her first Playboy appearance, especially Sable who wanted to do a pictorial together with Torrie, making it of the hottest Playboy divas photo shoots…

5. Amy Webber

The model/actress Amy Weber is best known for her time as Miss Amy in the ring of Smackdown! Weber retired in 2005 due to reported harassment from some of the wrestlers, since she was a mean girl on show, but she remains in our memory one of the sexiest WWE divas ever!

6.Christy Hemme

Christy Hemme is a very sexy and attractive TNA wrestler and WWE diva! But, for a beautiful redhead, this isn’t enough, so Christy is also known for her careers in acting, singing and modeling.

7. Stacy Keibler

Also known as the bet legs of WWE federation! Stacy Keibler is an American actress and a former WWE diva who started wrestling as one of the Nitro Girls in WCW. She retired from wrestling in 2006 and is focused on her acting and keeping that hot body ever since…

8. Ashley Massaro

The diva search winner of 2005, Ashley is one tough chick, proving that by participating in ‘Survivor: China’. With one of hotter pictorials in Playboy, Massaro justifies the sexy wrestling diva image…

9. Michelle McCool

Michelle McCool is a WWE SmackDown! diva who used to be a seventh grade teacher! Could you imagine the hot Miss. Cool teaching you somethin?

10. Trish Stratus

Trish Stratus or Patricia Anne Stratigias is a former Canadian fitness model and a former pro wrestler. She retired from WWE in 2006 after winning her 7th Women’s Championship, which is a WWE record so far! Trish was even proclaimed ‘diva of the decade’

Basically, they’re not all wives… yet… So here are hottest companions of some of worlds most famous footballers…

1. Cristiano Ronaldo’s Gemma Atkinson
Manchester United

Okay, Gemma being our number one has probably something to do with how hot her footballer is!
Cristiano Ronaldo and Gemma make one hell of a sexy couple!

2.Daniela Cicarelli, Ronaldo’s ex
Real Madrid

Dani is the only ex-wife on this list. But she’s so hot that she deserved to be here

3.Racia Oliveria, Ronaldo again!
Real Madrid

Firs Ronaldo’s ex, now we have Ronaldo’s current hot girl on the list. Way to go Ronaldo!

4.Federica Ridolfi, Giuliano Giannichedda’s Wife
Juventus

Hot Italian footballer and a hot Italian model. What could be a better match…

5.Linda Evangelista, Fabien Barthez’s Wife
Nantes

This proves that even a baldie like Barthez can score big time with a hot supermodel. And that is one of the first five supermodels!

6.Giorgia Palmas, Davide Bombardini’s Girlfriend
Atlanta

Another Italian couple on our list… She’s an Italian television personality and a model and he’s a footballer, duh

7.Noemie Lenoir, Claude Makelele’s wife
Chelsea

Claude’s wife is a hot French Victoria’s Secret model. They also have a child together named Kelyan.

8.Magdalena Graaf Hedman, Magnus Hedman’s Wife
Chelsea

Magnus is married to a hot model-singer Magdalena

9.Ilary Blasi, Francesco Totti’s Wife
AS Roma

Francesco Totti, a world cup winning footballer has a son Cristian with a former Italian showgirl and model Ilary.

10.Victoria Beckham, guess who’s wife
LA Galaxy

The Beckh’s are doing quite well so far after all these years and all the kids, they’re both still freakin’ hot!

1. Mara Carfagna (Italy)

Having ditched a career as a show girl on Italian TV, Mara is now what Monica Lewinsky could only dream of becoming: successful, relevant, and hot. With reports that her meteoric political rise was fueled by sexual favors to the prime minister, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi went on national TV and proclaimed that if he weren´t married, he would marry Mara in a heartbeat. Bravo !

2. Sarah Palin (U.S.A)

After being crowned Miss Wasilla in 1984, Sarah Barracuda snatched up the mayoral seat 12 years later, garnering a groundswell of 616 votes. Looking to shake up his presidential campaign lure away Hillary supporters , McCain picked as his running mate the only person keeping our 49th state from being annexed by the Russians.

3. Ruby Dhalla (Canada)

Position: Member of the Canadian House of Commons, Brampton–Springdale
Party: Liberal
Dhalla has been money in Parliament as a twice-elected member of the Liberals. So much so that the opposition tried to woo her to their side in order to court the all-important woman, immigrant, and horny-male vote.

4. Nicole Parra (U.S.A)

Position: California State Assemblywoman (30th Assembly District)
Party: Democratic
Nicole has the looks to mask her ferocious bite. She recently gave her party the ol´ eff you after refusing to vote for a Democratic budget bill that screwed her hometown out of a better water supply. Her punishment? The assembly speaker has now moved her office out of the Capitol building.

5. Yulia Tymoshenko (Ukraine)

Position: Prime Minister of Ukraine
Party: BYuT (Yulia Tymoshenko Bloc)
Yulia first broke onto the political scene in 1996, squeaking out a parliamentary seat with 92.3 percent of the vote. She then achieved Princess Leia hotness by braiding her hair and becoming prime minister. Rumors of a vacation home on Naboo are so far unsubstantiated.

6. Belinda Stronach (Canada)

Position: Member of the Canadian House of Commons, Newmarket-Aurora
Party: Liberal
There´s a reason why her initials are B.S.: This lady takes none of it. Despite her business background, Belinda temporarily deferred her aspirations as CEO of Magna International to test the turbulent political waters. In 2005, she rocked Canadian politics by switching parties, then was allegedly embroiled in a scandalous affair with former Toronto Maple Leaf Tie Domi.

7. Mary Bono Mack (U.S.A)

Star Wars / A New Hope

10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
6. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
4. “Sorry about the mess…”
3. “Look at the size of that thing!”
2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

The Empire Strikes Back

10. “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
9. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
8. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
7. “But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm…”
6. “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
5. “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
4. “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
3. “Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
2. “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
1. “Control, control! You must learn control!”

Return of the Jedi

10. “Hey, point that thing someplace else.”
9. “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.”
8. “I never knew I had it in me.”
7. “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.”
6. “Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping — hold on. Grab it, almost… you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.”
5. “Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.”
4. “Back door, huh? Good idea!”
3. “She’s gonna blow!”
2. “I think you’ll fit in nicely.”
1. “Rise, my friend.”
But of course, one of the best is - “Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!”

And another bonus:

Vader: “My son is with them.”
Emperor: “Are you sure?”
Vader: “I have… felt him… my master”
Emperor: “…strange that I have not…”

May the Force be with you!

So, who’s next??

Oh artists. You can get away with anything, can’t you? You can tell a woman to give a microphone oral sex in a performance you call a “sonic piece” or whatever other euphemism for BJ you want to use, and she’ll do it. Three times for three videos, one with an audience. (The below vids are definitely suggestive and probs NSFW)

Who would be in your top ten?

Like a fine wine, some women just get better with age. We’ve compiled a list of the hottest women over 40 who still give their younger counterparts a run for their money.

10. Elle MacPherson, 44.

Nicknamed “the body” in her modeling days, now a business woman and Director of a surfwear company called Hot Tuna.  The first supermodel to have postage stamps made using her image.  Divorced and recently single and looking for Mr Right…

9. Teri Hatcher, 43.

Rose to fame in the New Adventures of Superman, playing Lois Lane. Now plays Susan Mayer in Desperate Housewives and won a golden globe for that role.  Also divorced and single.

8. Pamela Anderson, 41.

Found fame playing the part as CJ in Baywatch, being a playboy model and of course that video with Tommy Lee.  Married three times, may be single when this reached the press, could be back with any number of rocker-ex boyfriends or husbands.

7. Kim Cattrall, 52.

Brit born actress has been in many movies, most famous for her role as Samantha in Sex and The City and appearances in the Police Academy series.  Married three times and wrote a book about orgasms with an ex-husband.  Currently single.

6. Elizabeth Hurley, 43.

More famous for dating Hugh Grant and wearing THAT dress.  Just make sure you don’t watch her movies or it might detract from this foxy English rose.  Married to Arun Nayar, still.

5. Sharon Stone, 50.

Actress that has showed more than most.  Basic Instinct being the film that made her an A-List celebrity, not forgetting the scene with the uncrossing of legs.  Has hinted a being bisexual on many occasions, is now divorced and single.

4. Michelle Pfeiffer, 50.

Perhaps her sexiest role was that of Catwoman in the film Batman returns, her least rmembered role was in Grease 2.  Married twice, and still married to the creator of Ally McBeal, David Kelley.

3. Kylie Minogue, 40.

The singer and actress first shot to fame in Neighbours and reached global fame with the song “can’t get you out of my head”.  Had breast cancer and took a year off to recover.  Famously dated Michael Hutchence, is now however, single and looking for Mr Right and have babies.

2. Halle Berry, 42.

Been gracing our screens in a wide range of movies, a firm favourite and too many sexy roles to mention here, apart from maybe that Bond scene on the beach.  Married twice, divorced twice, now happy with a guy ten years her junior and the father of her child.  Said to be happy and planning a second child.

1. Monica Belucci, 44.

Many films in many languages, was in two of the Matrix films, recently said ““I love the idea that when a man pays to see one of my films, he’s paying me to feel pleasure.” That’s good enough for us to get her to the number 1 spot.  She is married.

Did we miss anyone in your opinion?  If so, let us know in the comments.