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5 Sexy Reasons Geeks Get Excited By Miley Cyrus

Posted by On December - 30 - 2008

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Let’s be clear about something. Despite the attractive woman in the logo, this site is about geek-tech first and sexiness second. Or is it the other way around?

Well, it doesn’t really matter. But this article is NOT going to be about the Miley Cyrus shower pictures that have given the World Wide Web a collective search orgasm. Well, not primarily. It’s also not going to be about the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair scandal or the sexy underwear photos she took for Nick Jonas. Well, again, not primarily.

This article is not about the sexiness of a 16 year old celebrity. Rather, it’s about the fact that the entire world seems to come together in common fellowship to sneak a glance at scandalous and sexy pictures of a young teenager, and why geeks like me get excited about that fact.

Enough, though with the rhetoric. Let’s get to the reasons that geeks like me get excited by sexy celebrity scandals on the Internet.

1. Miley Cyrus = Massive Search Traffic

There is no one in the world right now who has the ability to drive search traffic like Miley Cyrus. Sure, Vanessa Hudgens went nude. But Miley Cyrus’ non-nude scandalous pics have driven far more traffic. What about Britney Spears, you ask? Well, she’s a has been. Miley Cyrus is the new queen of Internet.

2. Miley Cyrus = Money

Since Miley Cyrus is now the most searched for celebrity on the Internet according to Google Trends, she has the potential to drive pageviews through the roof. And as all web-geeks know (at least those who run their own websites) there is a direct correlaton between pageviews and advertising revenue.

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3. Miley Cyrus = Long Term Opportunity

Unless she has a freak accident and dies, Miley has only been around for about 3 years and unlike Britney Spears, has at least 5-7 years before the fuel starts to burn out. If you’re lucky, she could have a good 10 years left. The Onion News Network confirms this observation:

4. Miley Cyrus = Power

If there’s anything that all geeks like, it’s power. The power to hack. The power to control products more completely and thoroughly than the average consumer. The power to understand things more completely than the average citizen. Miley Cyrus gives the geek the ultimate tool for understanding and controlling human psychology as it expresses itself in online search. It’s reverse human psychology. If you understand what makes people tick, you can make people tick up your bank account.

5. Miley Cyrus = The Next Great Trainwreck

Presuming for a second that my geek psychology is similar to others… I think I can say that we delight in seeing the empty shell of a famous celebrity start down the notorious downward spiral of a self-indulgent trainwreck. Geeks like to be reminded that they are the ones that have the things that matter most over the long-haul: intelligence, know-how, self-control and of course… self-reliance.

Sexy bull riding!

Posted by On December - 17 - 2008

















A mechanical bull is a machine-operated ride that replicates the sensation of riding a bull. The mechanical bull includes a saddle and often a model head of a bull, complete with horns. Its speed can be adjusted. Padded flooring is often installed around the bull in order to prevent injury to those thrown off it.

In a species that reproduces sexually, sexual attraction is an attraction to other members of the same species for sexual or erotic activity. This type of attraction often occurs amongst individuals of a sexually reproducing species, although in many species it serves no immediate reproductive goal – indeed, some sexual behavior among primates is undertaken as a social activity…

Top 10 Best Pose of celebrity

Posted by On December - 11 - 2008

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10. Beyoncé Knowles
“I’m happy with curves. I’m a real woman,” says Beyoncé, who somehow remains humble about the allure of her ample bosom, though it has been honored in various slo-mo videos that fans have posted online. In fact, the 26-year-old doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. “I have insecurities,” she admits. “Every day I look in the mirror and find something wrong. My legs could be more muscular, my waist just a little smaller and my boobs could be a little bigger. But I’d never have surgery.” “I don’t have a problem wearing sexy clothes,” she says.

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9. Megan Fox
When photos popped up on the Internet of Megan Fox emerging from the water practically topless — save for some see-through pasties — on the set of Jennifer’s Body, they caused a sensation. The Angelina Jolie look-alike, 22, may be a buxom stunner, but she still claims to be shy, saying she thinks of herself as “very masculine. I don’t feel sexy like that, especially not when you’re getting ready to film and there’s a crew of 1,000 men just waiting for you to lean over the hood of a car.” Megan admits that she once took the stage at a strip club. “I didn’t do nudity, but I made hundreds for just one song.”

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8. Jennifer Aniston
John Mayer could definitely dedicate his hit song “Your Body is a Wonderland” to his new girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston. While the star of the upcoming film He’s Just Not That Into You isn’t at all shy about baring her body in teeny-tiny bikinis, she does get a bit miffed at allegations that she’s had plastic surgery. “It’s still mine. All of it. Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do,” says the 39-year-old, adding, “I really am pretty happy with what God gave me. Greek women are always round with big boobs.”

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7. Audrina Patridge
Long before Audrina Patridge found fame as one of Lauren Conrad’s best friends on The Hills, she was an aspiring model. She even posed for provocative topless pictures right after she graduated high school. “I intended for them to be artistic,” says the 23-year-old. She’s quick to add she’s “not ashamed” of the shots, and she has no reason to be since they proved she has perfect breasts. So, are there more sexy shoots in her future? “Audrina is a beautiful girl,” Playboy rep Lauren Melone tells In Touch, “and if she really is interested in posing for Playboy, our editors would love to talk to her directly.” “Leave my boobs alone,” Audrina once shot back at someone who’d asked if she had plastic surgery

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6. Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl isn’t one of the women in Hollywood who had to get implants to get attention. “It’s disconcerting that there are so many women with fake breasts now that that’s the standard. Real boobs don’t look like that,” says the naturally blessed 29-year-old. “When I was 13, I was flat as a board. I actually prayed for big boobs. I developed at about 14, and they kept going. Obviously, prayer works!” Still, Katherine knows that male fans tend to not be so picky. “Most guys think whether they’re real or fake doesn’t really matter, as long as they’re big,” she says. “A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot,” says Katherine.

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5. Lindsay Lohan
“I developed very late in high school,” admits Lindsay Lohan.“I didn’t get my chest until I was 17, so that made me feel insecure.” But the 22-year-old is certainly feeling confident these days. In February, she put her breasts on display in New York magazine while recreating her idol Marilyn Monroe’s racy topless photos. And when she was asked by Maxim which body part garners her the most attention, her answer was direct: “My breasts have been a really big hit!” “I used to feel like I had to stuff my bra,” admits Lindsay.

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4. Carmen Electra
“I’ve always been comfortable with my body,” says Carmen Electra, who still decided to get implants in 1995 to take her from a B-cup to an eye-popping 36C. “I didn’t like it at first. I didn’t want to go as big as I ended up going,” she says. However, she wouldn’t consider having reduction surgery. “I’d miss them,” says the 36-year-old, who’s graced the cover of Playboy three times, jiggled on the beaches of Baywatch and released her own line of striptease exercise videos. “I think women’s bodies should be celebrated,” says Carmen. “I had nice boobs before [my surgery]. They were small, but they were nice,” says Carmen.

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3. Scarlett Johansson
“I feel lucky to have what I’ve got. I’m proud of my girls,” says Scarlett Johansson, who considers her breasts — which she jokingly refers to as her “leading ladies” — her best asset. It’s no wonder then why porn star Jenna Jameson has been openly gunning for the voluptuous 23-year-old to play her in the film version of her book, a role that Scarlett says she has no interest in pursuing. While she isn’t opposed to nudity, Scarlett is careful about leaving something to the imagination. “I don’t objectify myself, but I like to celebrate my curves and girliness,” she explains. Fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi infamously groped Scarlett’s bosom on the Golden Globes red carpet in 2006.

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2. Tyra Banks
Tyra Banks used her talk show to dispel persistent rumors that she’d gotten implants. “They stay up when I wear a push-up bra, but if those people could see me when I come home and take off my bra, how could they think these are fake?” says Tyra, whose cleavage served her well as a Victoria’s Secret supermodel. After performing an on-screen sonogram, a doctor confirmed that the 34-year-old’s size DD bosom is entirely natural. In fact, Tyra admits, “I would love them to be a size-and-a-half smaller.” “By no means am I saying a breast implant is a bad thing, but it’s not the choice I made,” says Tyra.

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1. Jessica Simpson
Thanks to her father, Joe, everyone knows that Jessica Simpson, 28, is naturally blessed with big breasts. In 2004, he told an interviewer: “Jessica never tries to be sexy. She’s got double-Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up.” But there was a time when the singer’s assets actually held her back. “I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big,” admits Jess. But she sure is happy with them now. “I have amazing boobs. They’re perfect,” she says. “I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory!” “Maybe after having kids, if my boobs drop down to my belly button, I’d get them lifted,” says Jessica.

Sexy housekeeper

Posted by On December - 11 - 2008









A housekeeper is an individual responsible for the cleaning and maintenance of the interior of a residence. The term is almost exclusively applied to females; males are generally referred to as housecleaners, head of household staff, or, under the old British Imperial system as houseboys.

Cruel eye chart for old guys

Posted by On December - 7 - 2008

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Dirty monkeys!

Posted by On November - 28 - 2008

Sexual arousal is the process and state of an animal being ready for sexual activity. Sexual pleasure is an innate component of human sexuality, and it permeates human experience.

A monkey is any member of either the New World monkeys or Old World monkeys, two of the three groupings of simian primates, the third group being the apes. The New World monkeys are classified within the parvorder Platyrrhini, whereas the Old World monkeys form part of the parvorder Catarrhini, which also includes the apes…

















Star Wars / A New Hope
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10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
6. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
4. “Sorry about the mess…”
3. “Look at the size of that thing!”
2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

The Empire Strikes Back

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10. “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
9. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
8. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
7. “But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm…”
6. “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
5. “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
4. “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
3. “Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
2. “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
1. “Control, control! You must learn control!”

Return of the Jedi

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10. “Hey, point that thing someplace else.”
9. “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.”
8. “I never knew I had it in me.”
7. “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.”
6. “Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping — hold on. Grab it, almost… you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.”
5. “Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.”
4. “Back door, huh? Good idea!”
3. “She’s gonna blow!”
2. “I think you’ll fit in nicely.”
1. “Rise, my friend.”
But of course, one of the best is - “Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!”

And another bonus:

Vader: “My son is with them.”
Emperor: “Are you sure?”
Vader: “I have… felt him… my master”
Emperor: “…strange that I have not…”

May the Force be with you!

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Swimming With Crocodiles

Posted by On November - 20 - 2008
Swimming with hungry crocodiles is not most people’s idea of fun but, for 28-year-old hot babe Kerry Shaw, it was a dream come true.

 

In Oudtshoom, South Africa, anyone has become able to swim with these predator crocodiles without being frightened. It isn’t expensive at all as for only 30 $, anyone can wear his/her swimming trunks or bikinis and snorkeling gear and enjoy swimming in a reinforced steel cage to enjoy swimming with killer crocodiles but for only ten minutes. But there is a minimum age of 12 and children under 16 must be accompanied by an adult during the dive.

Kerry who is also a South African media executive said, “I was a little nervous but very excited to get into the water,” “It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and a chance I didn’t want to miss out on”, admitting that she checked the cage door was locked before going into the pool.

So, who’s next??


When A Chocolate Becomes Outfit

Posted by On November - 14 - 2008

Choc top … designer Anita Jakobson wears a creation by Eva Rachline and Chocolat Chapon at the 14th Paris Chocolate Show .

Soft-centred … actress Sarah Marshall wears a creation by Jean-Claude Jitrois and Jean-Paul Hevin at the Fair.

Sugar high … artist Ericka Bailey wears a creation by Esmod, Nicolas Boussin and PCB Creation at the 14th Paris Chocolate Show.

Choc coated … French athlete Christine Arron displays a creation made from chocolate at the 14th Paris Chocolate Fair.

Chocolate balls … Miss France 2008, Valerie Begue, wears a creation made from chocolate designed by Ana Quasoar at the 14th Paris Chocolate Fair.

Hand it over … French singer Laam wears a creation made from chocolate at the 14th Paris Chocolate Fair .

Chocolate leaf … former Miss France 2004 Laetitia Bleger wears a creation by Aurelie Cherrel and Arnaud Larher at the 14th Paris Chocolate Show.

Hoopla … French actress Lilou Fogli wears a creation by Delphine Manivet and Chocolats Pralus at the 14th Paris Chocolate Show.


Pole position … French humorist Axelle Laffont wears a creation by Lovisa Burfitt and Cacao Barry at the 14th Paris Chocolate show.

“Alice in Wonderland” is a photo set taken by talented artist Annie Leibovitz, for Vogue Magazine featuring Russian model Natalia Vodianova as Alice.Inspired by Lewis Carroll’s Masterpiece, Leibovitz utilizes Surrealism expertly to reveal the fantastic world in which Alice lived.

Curiouser and Curiouser:

Beyond nonsense verse and coming-of-age fables, Lewis Carroll’s true passion was photographing moody young beauties. Olivier Theyskens, in the guise of Carroll, captures model Natalia Vodianova as Alice Liddell. Natalia wears a Rochas iridescent blue-flower ruffle dress specially designed by Theyskens.


Down the Rabbit Hole:

Faster, faster, faster she fell! Chasing Tom Ford’s White Rabbit, our Alice disappears down the never-ending dark passage. Tom Ford for Yves Saint Laurent Gauche sky-blue silk-satin dress.


Drink Me:

How was Alice to know the innocent little bottle would make her grow to such a size? As Helmut Lang watched from the wall, she curled her legs up and hoped the designer’s organza minidress wouldn’t be crushed by her startling height. Dress from the Helmut Lang made-to-measure studio.


Advice from a Caterpillar:

Clad in Marc Jacobs’s ruffled chiffon minidress, Alice found herself engaged in an infuriatingly roundabout conversation with a mushroom-dweller. Where am I? she wondered…and how have I gotten here?


Pig & Pepper:

It was a queer-shaped little creature, and held out its arms and legs in all directions, “just like a starfish.” Chanel Haute Couture embroidered satin jacket with a draped satin skirt and cream leather boot pants. The Chanel designer wears Chrome Hearts necklaces and belt.


The Cheshire Cat:

“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?” Alice asked sweetly of the cat with a grin as devilish as anything she had ever seen. “ That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” replied our Cat, Jean Paul Gaultier. Blue silk-jersey draped dress by Gaultier Paris.


Tweedledum and Tweedledee:

“If you think we’re alive, you ought to speak,” said the one marked DEE. Alice, in a Viktor & Rolf multilayered silk dress, stared as the Tweedle duo spouted nonsensical tongue twisters. Rolf Snoeren, left, and Viktor Horsting wear matching suits and bow ties of their own design.


The Mad Tea Party:

“No room!” The March Hare and Mad Hatter shouted. “No room!” But Alice plunked down, desperate for some biscuits after a long day of living backward. Christian Lacroix Haute Couture dress with painted and sculpted mink dickey over a lace top and frilled lamé skirt. Stephen Jones (right), wears a custom-made hat of his own design. Lacroix, as the March Hare, is at far right.


Who Stole the Tarts?

“My name is Alice, so please Your Majesty,” the young girl, draped in Dior Couture, said softly. “ You make me giddy!” screamed the Queen. Dior Haute Couture by John Galliano hand-painted polka-dot dress. Galliano as the Queen of Hearts, wears a Dior Haute Couture coat and is accompanied by his King, Alexis Roche.


The Mock Turtle’s Story:

“What is his sorrow?” Alice, in Atelier Versace, asked the Gryphon. “Once,” sighed the Mock Turtle, “ I was a real turtle.” Atelier Versace layered silk-tulle and chiffon-organza dress lined in lace. Donatella Versace and Rupert Everett are in Versace.


Through the Looking Glass:

Wrapped in ocean-blue Balenciaga couture, Alice perched on the mantel, longing to escape into the shadow world, as her black kitty purred nearby. Balenciaga by Nicolas Ghesquière crystal pleated chiffon dress and grey ankle boots. Shot on location at the Château de Corbeil-Cerf.

Source: Style.com