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30 Sexual Things to Do Before You are 30

Posted by On November - 12 - 2008
Which ones have you done so far?

1. If you’re straight, kiss someone of the same gender. If you’re gay, kiss someone of the opposite sex. Hey, you never know until you try.

2. Do it in a bathroom stall at a bar.

3. Amass a collection of sex toys to pleasure yourself – and your partners – with.

4. Learn how to bring yourself to orgasm in less than three minutes.

5. Have at least one steamy vacation fling with someone who doesn’t speak your language.

6. Pee on someone, or get peed on.

7. Have all your favorite smut sites bookmarked and ready at the touch of a button.

8. Give or get anal sex the right way (i.e. without being wasted, with lots of lube!)

9. Master the art of mind-blowing head.

10. Have sex on ecstasy.

11. Have a fuck buddy on retainer.

12. Have steamy sex with an ex.

13. For the ladies: Buy sexy lingerie just for yourself, and wear it alone when you’re feeling frisky.

14. Stop comparing your sex life with your friends’.

15. Ask for the brand of condoms you want in a loud voice at the drugstore with no shame.

16. Let someone tie you up.

17. Turn down sex with someone you dig – just to make ’em wait.

18. Sleep with a much younger person (nobody underage, perv).

19. Sleep with someone much older.

20. Get tested for STDs – and do it on a regular basis.

21. Visit a strip club or peep show with your partner.

22. Masturbate in your office bathroom.

23. Have sex with someone you hate but think is hot.

24. Make another person’s fantasy come true.

25. Try at least one Internet date.

26. Use a webcam to get down and dirty with a faraway friend.

27. Have sex in the ocean.

28. Give a sexual favor to get backstage.

29. Swallow (sans gagging or protesting).

30. Be the one to not call the next day – or ever.

Top 10 Vampire Babes

Posted by On October - 23 - 2008

There really is something about a girl with a pasty complexion, long fangs and an unhealthy desire to suck your blood dry.

OK, so put like that, it sounds a bit odd. But there’s little doubt that vampires can be very sexy.

Admittedly, Dracula never did anything for us. But whether it’s Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather bodysuit or Salma Hayek dancing with a snake, these damsels of the dark are worth getting into a flap about…

10. Sadie Frost as Lucy
Film: Bram Stoker’s Dracula


Yeah, we can’t stand her either, but obviously there is something about bloodsucking which really agrees with her.

9. Anne Parillaud as Marie
Film: Innocent Blood

French beauty Parillaud is so good you almost forget how bad the film is. Don’t believe us? It’s basically The Lost Boys meets The Sopranos. Now are you convinced?

8. Angie Everhart as Lilith
Film: Bordello of Blood

Angie gives a stand out performance as a vampire girl.

7. Soledad Miranda as Countess Nadine Carody
Film: Vampyros Lesbos

Vampires. Lesbians. Need we say anymore?

6. Aaliyah as Queen Akasha
Film: Queen of the Damned

OK, the film sucked shit through a straw, but Aaliyah looks amazing in her final appearance before her untimely death.

5. Jeri Ryan as Valerie Sharpe
Film: Dracula 2000

She’s more famous being in Star Trek, but she looks pretty good as a vampire too. Excuse the foreign language clip, but you get the point.

4. Leonor Varela as Nyssa
Film: Blade II

Forget the fact she can’t act for toffee and shares her name with a fabric conditioner, Varela makes a fang-statistic vampire in Blade II.

3. Olga Kurylenko as The Vampire
Film: Paris, je t’aime

The new Bond girl makes quite an impression as a blood-sucking vamp in this 2006 French film. Above is the trailer, blink and you’ll miss her.

2. Ingrid Pitt as Elisabeth Nodosheen
Film: Countess Dracula

Hammer horror’s finest. No vampire list would be the same without her.

1. Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium
Film: From Dusk Till Dawn

One of those movie moments that stick in your head.